MEET THE DOLLS
George W. Bush
As the Greatest Vice President ever, I started 2 undeclared wars, trampled the Constitution, faked some WMDs, & did whatever else President Dick Cheney told me. More...
Dr. Stephen Colbert
Host of the Nation's #1 news program, founded WristStrong campaign, & S. Carolina Presidential candidate. Hobbies include: Papa Bear O'Reily & the Colbert Bump.
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Barack Obama
As a Halfrican-American, I'm the first ever Nigerian born POTUS. My hobbies include: breaking campaign promises and writing narsasistic autobiographies.
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